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Never in a million years would I have pictured myself as an axe-wielding, dragon lady, chopping up multi-colored flannel shirts into my very own plaid mulch. But here I am, chopping away my frustrations.
It all started when my brother, Paul, convinced me to go on one last family road trip across the Mother Road with him and my dad.. Just like old times, right? Wrong. What Paul fails to mention is his best man, Porter, will be joining us, who just so happens to be my childhood crush and the man who broke my heart four years ago.
What is supposed to be a fun, family bonding experience across Route 66 turns into a war of pranks, awkward moments and bathrooms full of dirty flannel shirts and day old beard clippings. Paul’s know-it-all attitude and Porter’s devilish charm brings me to the brink of my sanity on my seven day trek across the United States with three bearded men in a small 1980’s RV.


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You’ll receive an email confirming your purchase, and we will get to work packing up your books! Once an order has shipped, you will receive an email notification with a tracking number.
Sure do! We ship worldwide — from small towns in Texas to castles in Scotland (and everywhere in between). Shipping rates and delivery times will show at checkout based on your location.
Orders typically ship within 3–5 business days, unless otherwise noted (like with preorders). Delivery times depend on your location and the shipping method selected at checkout.
All sales are final. That said, if your order arrives damaged or incorrect, don’t stress — reach out using the contact form and we’ll sort it out for you.
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