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The Setup – Autographed Book

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I’ve fallen victim to a heinous act.

 

An act so vile, so downright dirty, that I’m not sure as a twenty-year-old man I’ll ever recover. Brace yourself, because what I’m about to tell you might have you gasping in secondhand horror.

 

Ready? Here it goes . . .

 

I’ve recently become the pawn of a meddling mom.

 

Yes . . . A MEDDLING MOM–who’s been trying to set me up all summer.

 

Now, I understand it’s not a crime for a mother to want her child to fall in love, but when she makes it her relentless MISSION, the heinous act should be classified as a misdemeanor at least.

 

Of course, my mom, the evil matriarch in the devil’s leggings, made her final stab at finding a girl for me days before I went back to college.

 

And I hate to admit it, but she saved a doozy for last.

 

A titan in black skinny jeans.

 

A boss of nonchalance.

 

And a girl who would not only turn my life upside down, but do it while juggling a soccer ball, looking effortlessly gorgeous around campus, and is one hundred percent against relationships. Of any sort.

 

Thanks, Mom.

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